Why is fruit salad better than a woman?

fruit salad may be cold, but at least that’s the way its meant to be





fruit salad always looks good in the morning





fruit salad doesn’t care if you fall asleep afterwards





fruit salad is cheaper





your friends aren’t interested in stealing your fruit salad





you can make fruit salad as sweet as you want





you can look at girly pictures while having fruit salad





if you put ice cream in your fruit salad, it doesn’t gain weight





fruit salad doesn’t nag





fruit salad is ready in 15 minutes or less





fruit salad doesn’t have a time of the month...its good all the time





fruit salad doesn’t steal the sheets





fruit salad doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 a.m. and decide to have some





you can have an intelligent conversation with fruit salad





no matter how ugly you are, you can always get a bowl of fruit salad

Why is fruit salad better than a woman?
Hey Juan, My mellons are bigger, my apples are firmer and my peaches are sweeter. Still want a fruit salad??
Reply:get a fruit salad then
Reply:Some of those were cute, mostly they are pretty corny though.
Reply:Hope you and your fruit salad live happly ever after !
Reply:i love the wiggles
Reply:you can have an intelligent conversation with fruit salad!!





which idiot talks with his fruit salad? hehe
Reply:lol i suppose it's all true





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Reply:It's supposed to be beer, not fruit salad
Reply:Fruit salad aint better than me