Once,there was a king who rule a kingdom.As he was walking down his streets he was angry to find fruit sellers selling fruits in the middle of the road, because that only cause traffic jams. So he gather all the fruit sellers in his city and demand that they have their stalls set up at the sides of the road and he warn that if he still find anyone of them still selling fruits in the middle on the road, as a punishment he will stick whatever fruit they are selling into their ***.
On the 2nd day,as he makes his checks,he saw a banana seller selling banana in the middle of the road, so he order his men to take him back and as what he said he will do, he stick the banana into his ***, it was so painful that the banana seller plead for mercy and ran off never to sell fruits in the middle of road again, and as he continue his checks he sees a mango seller too selling in the middle of the road, so he order his men to bring that mango seller back and inflict the same punishment....
The king and the fruit sellers- Riddle and Joke?
He saw durian seller waiting outside for the punishment
Reply:ask the banana man he knows...:-)
Reply:he sees another person selling pineapple / wzatermelon on the road
Reply:he saw the man carrying a pineapple.. lmao...
quite a funny one.. hehe
Reply:funny
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